Mystified by these "hints"

[yeatdabun]

Anyone who can decipher the meanings behind these hints is a better man than I.

I'm quite sure that the programmers English is better than my Korean, so I'm not going for the typical Ugly American "Engrish" joke. I just can't make any sense of the meanings at all.

Thanks in advance.

[blueblueblueblue]

Joe Nathan looks like he's reacting to the shitpoor grammar.

[RedSox4life]

No wonder why Fernando Rodney is a LHP and Darren Oliver is a RHP. Lost in translation!