Help a Newbie

[Failboat103]

Hello there, I am Failboat from the WinCars and I just need a bit of your time to get across a very important topic sweeping the IMO World... Obesity.

... Just kidding. *Loosing drama-ticy-ness* My real focus is about helping the newbies. I'm hoping to start a program where every weak (on Saturday) I'll be coming around to some of the IMO newbies and giving them donations.

What I'm asking of you is to donate anything you want at all so that I can give it to the noobs each Saturday.

If you are a donator, please find me in the game and tell me your donating, then trade over the donation and feel proud.

If you are a newbie who wishes to get a donation, post here and I'll try to find you, or you can try to find me.


Questions I normally receive:

Q: Is this real?
A: Yes it is.

Q: How much goes to the newbies?
A: The donations are evenly split up so that each noob gets a fair amount (or as close as it can come).

Q: Are you sure this is real.
A: Yes this is real.

Q: Do you take any of the donations.
A: No, all donations are passed down to the noobs.

Q: Are you positive that this is real.
A: Yes Q, this is really real.

Q: What level do you have to be to get a donation?
A: Level 4 and under. And I'm going by the trust system, so please don't lie, because you' would be taking away from the newbies' donations.

Q: Are you 100% positive that y-
A: Okay that's it! Enough questions!
Q: But-
A: Stop!
Q: But-
A: Okay! That's enough! You're fired!
Q: No U can't! I have no where else to go!
A: Well maybe U can't, but I will! Now go I, tear up his contract!
I: But Q's my frien-
A: Now!
Q: No I! Don't do it! My family and kids need food or they'll starve!
I: Maybe you should become a newbie so that you'll get donations.
Q: Good idea.
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